shredder
exhibit a
tap it. it eats the censor bar. subject: the shredder · appetite withheld

codename the shredder / $SHRED

saw your receipt.
ate it.

every other chain prints a receipt of what you bought for the whole world: who paid, who got paid, how much. forever. monero shreds it. this one has a face.

buy $SHRED x account

receipts shredded

0 and counting

in this browser. 0 strips in the bin. the explorer never saw one of them.

for
to
$
or print one of these:

that is your receipt, the way a public chain keeps it. anyone can read it. forever. now feed it.

block explorertx 000000

what a public chain shows

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amount
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case file #SHRED

0/0 declassified

hover or tap the bars.

subject
an office paper shredder. found by the door of an accounting firm that closed in a hurry, with a sticky note on it: do not feed after 5pm.
ticker
$SHRED, on pump.
diet
receipts. only receipts. it spits out coupons.
what it eats
the three things monero hides by default. the sender: ring signatures. the receiver: stealth addresses, a fresh one-time address for every payment. the amount: ringct. getmonero.org
what is left
?????. that is what a monero payment looks like to anyone reading the explorer.
known associates
none. it ate the list.

questions nobody asked

is this the monero project?

no. it's a shredder with a face. $SHRED is a meme coin on solana and has nothing to do with the monero project.

where does my receipt go?

nowhere. it's printed and shredded right here in your browser. nothing gets sent or signed. the only thing kept is the counter.

why does it jam sometimes?

it's an office shredder. they all jam. give it a second, it gets there.

what happens to the strips?

they go in the bin. watch the window, the pile gets bigger every time you feed it.

buy $SHRED x account